The shock death of killer heels...

The new trend on the street is 'kitten heels'. Labels such as Chloe, Louis Vuitton and Marni have displayed their own take on the heel that is no higher than 2 inches.
I understand that for figures such as the First Lady,Michelle Obama, the kitten heel acts as a sophisticated, realistic and high-class alternative to wearing back breaking 6 inch monsters. But, for us average lot, a night out would never be complete without the highest shoes you can find. I mean, they make everyone look taller, slimmer and more confident. I know they hurt so much, but thats the cost of beauty- and I will always pay the price.
Kitten heels are a shoe that is stuck in the middle, confused about whether they are comfortable and flat or sexy and high.
They are a pointless shoe, that have the same painful affect of super-high stilettos, but don't look half as good.